I didn’t write this (found it in the comments section of a blog) but it full-on makes my day, my point, and I agree with roughly all of it.
“Hello America,
let me reintroduce myself; my name is Barry Obama, er Barry Soeto, er Barack Hussein Obama.
I was born illegitimate, to a polygamist Arab/African Muslim father who abandoned and ignored me, raised by a single mom who neglected me, then raised and educated as an Indonesian Muslim, adopted by an Indonesian Muslim step-father who abandoned and ignored me. But That’s OK.
While in Indonesia I studied the Koran as required by law, attended Islamic services, discovered the Islamic call as the sweetest sound in the world, and wrote a paper stating that one day I would be president’, and I was very lonely
and isolated. But That’s OK.
I then went through another divorce, relocated to Hawaii, was abandoned by my mother, raised by a typical white racist Grandmother I threw under the bus, and an atheist communist Grandfather. But That’s OK.
I somehow managed to attend a small elite private high school in Hawaii, where I played basketball as a 6’2” Black kid with such a bad attitude and drug habit that I never started a single game, and I can’t release my application forms, records or transcripts from there. But That’s OK.
I attended some colleges, where I also can’t release my applications, records or transcripts, or really explain where/how I got the money and scholarships to attend. But That’s OK.
I attended Harvard Law school, made Law Review President, although I’ll never know how much of the selection was racial preference, and it is odd that I never wrote or published a single Law Review article. But That’s OK.
When I moved to Chicago, I needed to join a Christian church, so I chose the Black Liberation Theology Rev Wright church, where I attended 20 years, and referred to Rev Wright as my spiritual advisor, but never realized that he practiced Black Liberation politics, ranted against America and Jews, and honored Louis Farrakan. But That’s OK.
I’ve never had a real private sector job, but I did Community Organize’, although some criticize that I never achieved a single victory or worthwhile success as an organizer or actually helped anyone, and some point out that Chicago neighborhoods and schools deteriorated dramatically under my watch. But That’s OK.
I entered politics within the Chicago Daly political machine, and somehow in 20 years within the machine, I never learned of, blew the whistle on, or exposed a single dirty deal or dirty pol. But That’s OK.
Of course, I did kind of have to cheat and steal to get my first State Senate seat, by getting all opponents disqualified on really obscure technicalities, and took a lot of heat for denying voters a fair Democratic choice. But That’s OK.
And, in the so many years of the IL State Senate, I never did author substantial bills, and I was criticized for avoiding stands by voting present 130 times. But That’s OK.
I then ran for US Senate, although I did go back on my promise to IL voters that I would complete the whole 6 years, and not seek higher office, and, I did ditch my Senate responsibilities, and campaign 24/7 for POTUS from the start,
and the other Senators did ignore, snub and even make fun of my arrogance. But That’s OK.
And the Pelosi/Reid/Obama Dem Congress I joined did become the lowest rated Congress in US history with a 9% approval rating, and we did take an inherited record high DOW, sub 4% unemployment, and 52 straight months of economic growth, and turn it into the greatest recession in 80 years, the greatest DOW drop since 1930, 10% unemployment, and the banking/financial systems we oversaw did crash and fail. But That’s OK.
And my Dem Congress did pass ALL the TARP’s, all the bailouts, all the failed pork-stims, and we have averaged $1.105 Trillion deficits, contrasted with the previous Republican Congress average $105 billion deficits. But That’s OK.
Now, as POTUS, I have been dissed and spurned by other couries I hoped to influence, I have been caught bowing to Muslim leaders, AlQ/Taliban are not loving me for pandering as I expected, and the US military cadets did sleep through my warmongering Commander in Chief speech. But That’s OK.
And I have failed to pass the socialist healthcare, illegal alien amnesty, open borders, Union forced choice card-check, cap and Tax massive punitive taxes on the rich’ bills I wanted, and the Nobel Prize those 5 drunken leftist Danes
gave me while I was waging and escalating 2 wars I promised to withdraw from was a little embarrassing. But That’s OK.
And we Dems did take GM from it’s bond and share holders and give it to the Unions, and bail out or Wall Street friends, and I have accumulated a $1.4 Trillion deficit, am on track to doubling the national debt in 5 years, tripling it in my 8 years, we Dems have increased Federal spending 35%, I have overseen the loss of 10 million jobs, and our pork-stim bills did fail. But That’s OK.
And I did put my credibility and power one the line and got disrespected and rejected by the Olympic Committee, the Global Warming Committee, and the voters of PA, NJ, and even MA. But That’s OK.
And me and my advisors have caused an incredible drop in Dem credibility, trust, and influence, while giving Republicans a truly incredible boost and national recovery, and it is unusual that Dems are switching parties and
retiring in record numbers, and I have likely damaged the Democrat party for a generation. But That’s OK.
And we Dems did fail, despite having an entire year of overwhelming majority power, to produce a workable, sellable Health Care bill, and we have been exposed and tainted for some incredibly corrupt backroom payoffs to politicians, health care interests, trial lawyers, Unions, Pharmacy companies, AARP, AMA, etc. yet still failing even to cheat, lie and sell out successfully. But That’s OK.
I have lost about 35% popularity, to the lowest 1 year POTUS ratings ever, my Dem congress is the lowest rated Congress ever, our Dem Speaker was the lowest rated Speaker in US history, and our Dem Senate Majority leader is polling 30%
in his home state, and far lower nationally. But That’s OK.
So, Americans can relax, knowing the state of the Obama Land is OK.”
Can we all just agree to vote this numb-nuts out of office for good so he can go down as THE LARGEST disgrace this country has ever seen in the White House? Thank you.